Erinys The Inexplicable

IS THAT A HP LOVECRAFT OMNIBUS I SEE THERE?!?!

Today in ancient history we were discussing Alexander the Great and his preoccupation with being a deity. Some sources say he truly believed he was the son of Hercules and Zesus, others say he went along with the titles bestowed upon him by the little people for appearance sake. My favorite source, from Plutarch, told a story of how Alexander was wounded and everyone was freaking the fuck out because their god had been hurt. Alexander, being the modest bastard he is, said “look guys, this is blood here, I’m clearly human. gosh”.  

Now, my take on this whole thing is, Alexander was simply doing a 16 year old girl. They post pictures and say “omg I’m sooo ugly” so people will reply and say they aren’t (or because they actually are suffering from some atrocious mental disorder, in that case friends and family of said 16 year old should pardon me and ignore this post… little awkward….). Alexander is saying “omg you guuuyys, I’m so NOT a god” so all his little people will go “don’t be silly Alex! you so ARE a god!”

Heh. Oh Alex, you’re such a hormonal teenager. 

What? No one else finds that funny? 

…I’ll keep the ancient history jokes to myself in the future….

(Source: meme-spot)

Note to self: Use this pick up line. Girls will think I’m being funny, therefore cute. Must conduct further research. 

unwrinkled:

Helen Mirren.

Holy Fuck O_O

fuckyeahtattoos:

tattoos on my ankles based on my two favourite characters in Fantastic Mr Fox (and Animals of Farthing Wood), finally got them coloured in today.

done by Holly Dixon at Inkognito, Accrington UK

I’m ignoring the Fantastic Mr. Fox part. I fucking love Animals of Farthing Wood, an absolutely heart breaking children’s show. I must be the only kid in Australia who remembers it. Or.. at least.. has the entire first season on their external harddrive 8D

Though, just to set the record straight, I’m not about to get a goddam fox on my leg. 

hopingwordscouldmoveeyou:

oh hey every 14 year old on facebook

Ahahahahaha, let’s try every 17 year old downwards on MY facebook.

Oh wait, that doesn’t mean I win.  

GODDAMIT WHY ARE YOU ALL THE SAME? IS THERE SOME SORT OF HIVE MIND THAT I WAS EXEMPT FROM AT BIRTH?? And it’s not just all 16 year old girls that think and speak like one mass. When I was at a school for the Arts, the term “We’re all individuals, just like everyone else” came to mind a lot. AND THEN we come to Tumblr. Oh.my lord. The creators of tumblr could command their own personal army purely with promises of melancholy quotes and washed out pictures.  

I do not claim to be truly an individual. Everything that I am, I have taken bits and pieces from somewhere. I know there are people like me out there. But I don’t think we congregate in groups.  We are components of a group. We are the ones forever being told “you’re so weird, but I love you”. But that’s okay, we don’t mind that we never entirely fit in.  If we ever meet each other, it can go two ways, instant happiness forever or we’ll both spontaneously combust.  

So yes, I’m little bizarre. Just like you. But if you find you don’t fit anywhere either, then you’re just like me.  So yeah, *highfive* 

*sigh* Sometimes, and only sometimes, I hate the people that just want to invent insane ways to kill or have sex with other characters.. 

That’s a good question.

Turns out there’s elves under every bed, and when ever anyone has sex, they take pictures. And then what do the elves do? Upload them to tumblr of course.